What The Fuck

bangmelikey0urdrums:

Snap chatting your bestfriend

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Snap chatting the bae

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hemmagical:

ashtons-butt:

I don’t know if I want to be ash or luke

bitch ass liar saying he doesn’t like cuddling his band whatever irwin

capaldisass:

I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

relahvant:

stop being so cute if i can’t kiss you

mileskant:

Arctic Monkeys lyrics that describe my life pretty well.

mileskant:

Arctic Monkeys lyrics that describe my life pretty well.

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude